When he’s not been busy ranting on Truth Social about things like his Time magazine cover photo, Donald Trump is busy flogging watches to his supporters.
In the clip above Jimmy Kimmel plays footage of one of the president’s ads, in which Trump encourages people to buy one of his watches because “Christmas is coming.”
“I’d like you to just close your eyes right now and try to imagine Lincoln in front of a flag, selling top hats,” says Kimmel. “And at least he wore top hats, Trump doesn’t even wear a watch. I mean seriously.”
The late night show host goes on to pull up a review from a customer alleging they’d ordered a watch that still hadn’t arrived five months later, adding that it was a shame the company wasn’t “holding to President Trumps [sic] high standards.”
“I have bad news for you honey, they’re holding exactly to Trump’s high standards,” Kimmel says. “Mr made-in-America and his partners claim the watches feature premium, Swiss-made materials, but most of the experts seem to agree they are likely made in China. I hope he gets hit by his own tariffs.”