Shane Gillis just absolutely TORCHED Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson!!!
The comedian took up hosting duties for the 2025 ESPYs and took the opportunity to roast the neary 50-year age gap between the former Patriots coach and his girlfriend. While commentating on Shohei Ohtani‘s interpreter’s gambling controversy, he said:
“Shohei is a once-in-a-generation talent. No one has been able to do what he does at so many positions: pitcher, hitter, and bookie.”
In case you don’t know, a bookie, or a bookmaker, is an entity that facilitates gambling. Shane went on to joke:
“A bookie is what Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bedtime. They do. They read ‘The Very Horny Caterpillar,’ ‘The Little Engine That Could But Needed a Pill First,’ and, of course, the classic ‘Goodnight Boobs.’”
DAMN! Jordon is a grown woman at 24 years old, of course. But Bill is 73, old enough to be her grandfather!
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After a roaring reaction, Shane clarified he wasn’t “trashing” the couple… He instead praised Belichick:
“First off, he’s 73 years old and he’s dating a hot 24-year-old and people are criticizing him. What happened to this country? We used to be a great country. He won six Super Bowls. He’s dating a hot 24-year-old. Maybe if you guys won six Super Bowls, you wouldn’t be sitting next to a fat, ugly dog wife.”
Oh. Eesh. The audience had a lukewarm reaction to that one. Not shocking since it was a huge insult to like, half the room. Ugh. Even Shane caught on — and joked he maybe should have cut that last part. You can watch (below):
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